Space Cows on the loose. stop. Call Trigger now! out.
This is a top secret message. If you are reading this, well... chances are we'll have to vaporize you in a moment. Still there? Ok, maybe you are feeling reeeeally curious about this project.
Why don't you just e-mail us, so we can open up our classified files and tell you all there's to know about the youngest Starfleet Commander on the history of the Universe?
Then we can laugh out loud together on the zillions of space-credits we'll collect with this IP!
Sounds good? ZAP! Too late.